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Popular Canadian mid-winter dessert. Crusty cheese sitting on a meat platter left out from a party that ended hours earlier is melted over a tiny coke can using an electric space heater from Crappy tire , typically in a basement.
by Jerman900 March 2, 2017
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Brian: OMFG! I see lights in the sky, think I'm being abducted by ALIENS!
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
Jer: No that's not aliens that's my Swamp Gas. I had all you can eat baby back pork ribs from Chillies.
Brian: The aliens are probing my orifices with hot metal objects! The space ship smells like Hell, maybe I've died and gone to Hell.
Jer: Nah your not being probed you just sat on the Can Cheese.
by Jerman900 October 23, 2022
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