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by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021
Get the John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Roostermug. Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)
by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021
Get the Jonasmug. 
Jonas is a Latin common but well-known name.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
He's nice, attractive, intelligent, thoughtful, gorgeous, friendly and has a good sense of humor.
Even though he doesn't think so, he's a strong personality and can deal with problems.
Moreover, it is very good in the bed and certainly an experience worth. He has a rather big penis and is very self-confident.
by strongman631 September 5, 2017
Get the Jonasmug. Jonas is the typical 1.87m tall guy who‘s always doing jokes and who takes nothing seriously. He has a typical middlepart , wears oversize clothes and likes 90s hip hop music. In his freetime he likes to draw on his typical 9th gen iPad with 64gb storage capacity while he listens to music on his brothers typical jbl go 2 music box. Jonas is the type of guy you don‘t want in your life , cause he will poison your whole life.
~by Jonas Weidig
~by Jonas Weidig
by Jonas Weidig November 21, 2021
Get the Jonasmug. Jonas is a true bro. The exemplary guy who has your back. The epitome of a best friend.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
Always supportive and an ally from the beginning.
Inspires you to insane loyalty, like setting up huge group fights, if you learn he has been wronged.
"I just came out to my best friend!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
"How did it go?"
"He was a true Jonas, nothing but supportive. Offered to be my wingman to get some dick!"
by Adrian Eskett January 15, 2023
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