fuck a maid to tears

when something doesn't work as planned and screws up everything, u say this.
see damnit

well fuck a maid to tears, this damn piece wont fit.

by USA201 August 30, 2005

male tears

1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.

1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!

2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.

by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017

Tear-jerker

When the man ejaculates up the girl's nose, the semen accumulates so much that it oozes out of her tear ducts. If it doesn't ooze out right away, the man punches her in the face to induce crying.

Cory: "Oh yeah, here it comes, where do you want it?"
Topanga: "I feel like being kinky...why don't you give me a Tear-jerker?"
Cory: "Oh ya...that's SO hot."
*Cory ejaculates and makes high-pitched orgasm screeches*
*Topanga makes snorting sounds*
Cory: "Hey, it's not coming out of your eyes!"
*Cory punches Topanga in the face*
*Topanga cries cum*
Cory: "Yeah...that's better. By the way, bitch, I got AIDS."
*Topanga cries more cum*

by John, Mike, Chris, and Mr. Feeney March 30, 2008

clown tears

Slang for pre-ejaculate (also known as pre-ejaculatory fluid, preseminal fluid, or Cowper's fluid, and colloquially as pre-cum) is the clear, colorless, viscous fluid that emits from the urethra of a man's penis when he is sexually aroused.

That girl got me so hot I was shedding clown tears.

by oskie October 26, 2009

tearful masturbation

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

by poopyissad December 30, 2011

blood sweat and tears

a really good song by the k-pop group bts

"omg have you heard blood sweat and tears by bts. It's so good"

by the fangirl1231 June 13, 2018

TEARK

pronounced te ark - normally in a high pitched voice.

teark comes from the latin words meaning "utter mutt".

normally associated in the context of "sleeping with ugly people"

put that teark down - you don't know where it's been

by OPO August 11, 2004