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Top Cunt

The highest level of cunt rating someone can achieve. It is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to piss someone/a group of people off. When someone has reached Top Cunt status they can be referred to as TC until it is recognized within the friendship group that the TC has learnt the error of their ways. However, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. If someone cannot take the banter, the label of TC will not only NOT be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the TC for a week.
TOMMY D: "Yesterday in town Mortimer told me that Simon P was sleeping with Jess W"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"

ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"
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top bunk

finally past sobriety and into the world of drunks.

inebriated

It is usually used while chilling in a dorm room or other small abode where there are bunk beds
wow that girl is really top bunk; Brianne is so Top Bunk
by mba09 May 27, 2010
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Top kek

Man, that meme was top kek.
by Marioact September 19, 2017
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Top up sex

An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
by Ebonyks December 28, 2009
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top kill method

1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.

2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!

2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
by amtracker May 26, 2010
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top daddy

Homosexual male that exclusively gives and does NOT take
Hunter is a top daddy looking for a power bottom. Serious inquiries only.
by topdaddy69 October 31, 2015
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Top Banana

British slang meaning great. Similar to 'wicked'. A cool/fun/easy-going/nice etc person could be described as a top banana. Also if something's good/amazing.2
Harry W acts like a twat but he's a top banana!
by PropaOGbanana July 4, 2016
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