The highest level of cunt rating someone can achieve. It is usually used to describe someone within a friendship group who has done something for a prolonged period of time to piss someone/a group of people off. When someone has reached Top Cunt status they can be referred to as TC until it is recognized within the friendship group that the TC has learnt the error of their ways. However, the term cannot be applied to a person when it is evident that they are just joking around. If someone cannot take the banter, the label of TC will not only NOT be given to the distributor of the banter, but the person who cannot take the banter will be jokingly referred to as the TC for a week.
TOMMY D: "Yesterday in town Mortimer told me that Simon P was sleeping with Jess W"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"
ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"
BRADSHAW: "WTF, gutted for Barratt. Simon P is a fucking Top Cunt!"
ANDY: "Bowers was moaning again about getting rinsed for being pissed on/smelling of piss, being a junkie and fingering a 15 year old when his now 18. He just keeps on overreacting when it gets brought up each time"
GRACE: "Well, maybe if he's given TC status for a week he will stop going tribal on us!"
ANDY: "Good fucking shout, give him a slap with your dildo while your at is as well!"
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It is usually used while chilling in a dorm room or other small abode where there are bunk beds
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Get the Top kek mug.An unofficial form of prostitution where (usually a woman) has money added to her prepaid cellphone in exchange for sex. Used on the island of St. Kitts and possibly other caribbean nations.
"What's up?'
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
"Oh, not much, my girl dropped by for some top up sex earlier"
"How much did you give her?"
"20 EC"
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Get the Top up sex mug.1. A sexual position whereby the female lays flat on her stomach, and the male lays flat on top of her, injecting a thick viscous liquid into her vagina.
2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
2. Also, a method of sealing off oil spills under the ocean.
1. If I can have it any way I want it, then I want it "top kill style", baby!
2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
2. BP attempted to use the top kill method to plug the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf.
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