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the Vapors 

A person who upon visualizing, reading, thinking, or even imagining something attractive or sexual embodies the characteristics of a southern elderly lady and receives warmth in the crotch area, similar to that of a dog in heat.
After hearing that Gary was going with the class to Italy Amanda received the vapors. She went home and took a cold shower to relieve herself.

Also may quote the line "I do indeed have the vapors" (While fanning themselves or their crotch)
the Vapors by SammyDavies3 October 11, 2005
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The Vaktovian Empire 

The glorious empire under the reign of Emperor Vaktus. Any upholders of Vaktovia are regarded to as Vaktovians. Anyone belonging to The Vaktovian Empire is highly regarded based of off their highly valued traits.
The greatest empire to ever conquer? The Vaktovian Empire.
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The Ville 

New school abbreviation for Tottenville, NY 10307, fiercely disliked and refuted by the old school Tottenvillians. Likely to cause a turf war similar to the Old Tottenville vs. New Tottenville arguments that ensued after the Great Brooklyn Migration.

Variants include “da Ville”, “#theVille” and “the Ville 10307.”
“Hello Sir, I’m a resident of Tottenville” becomes “Yo dog, I live in the Ville

The Voice 

The Uk's number one black weekly national newspaper.
The Voice is the best newspaper in Britain
The Voice by For all October 25, 2011

Spot the Vegan

When a group of people on a chat room or text posts (mostly in tumblr) decide they want to say something against vegans, usually resulting in a vegan to find the chat room / posts on the text posts defending vegans or saying something against those who use animal bi-product, revealing themselves as vegan. The round ends when one person has found a vegan and says "found the vegan!" Most of the time the game does not take long, because vegans like to defend themselves.
Example 1-
Person 1: Hey I just posted a picture of a chicken at a butcher shop! Lol lol!
Person 2: hilarious!
Vegan: oh my god! This poor animal is about to be murdered and torn apart for food! It's cruel!
Person 1: Why it's already gonna die anyway.
Vegan: IT TAKES 4,000 GALLONS OF WATER AND 60 POUNDS OF CORN TO RAISE 10 CHCICKENS FOR YOUR PRECIOUS CHICKEN NUGGETS!
Person 3: Lol found the Vegan!

Example 2-
Person 1: here's some delicious pork tenderloin!
Person 2: yum!
Person 3: Wow is that a Beurre Blanc?!
Vegan: You know that was once an animal called a pig not a PORK TENDERLOIN.
Person 2: Well, found the vegan!
Person 1: Lol spot the vegan is so easy!

Take My Pet to the Vet 

When a guy may be suffering from an STD and needs to get it checked out by a doctor.
Man, I was with some chick and now I'm itchin'. I think I need to take my pet to the vet.

What’s the vibe

Asking somebody be their current state of emotion/ how there day is going
“Hey Sarah! What’s the vibe?” Respond with “good Heather! Whats the vibe?”
What’s the vibe by Vibessss September 28, 2019