THE Jizz Goblin

A disfigured small moss green creature with 6 fingers and 1 thumb on each hand, who will stop at nothing to steal your delicious white fruity juices from your penile region

Ricardo: Hey man, didya sleep well last night.

Phillipè: Naw man, the jizz goblin got me last night.

Ricardo: Aw man sorry to hear that, hope you get better soon

by TheJizzGoblin February 21, 2022

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Closet-Goblin

A person who is said to be more attractive then he or she really is, or a person who seems more attractive thanks to the aid of cosmetics, clothing, poor lighting, etc.

Bob's new girl friend he's been bragging about is a closet-goblin.

by Tramov February 12, 2009

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Pumkpin-Goblin. -A rare breed of offspring of the underground run-a-way slaves.
Defined characteristics- A 4 foot tall male, darker than the ace of spades, looks like Terry Cruz built like the roc. Hand picked by masta Charles himself.All of whom dreads to shoulder length, black wife beaters, Orange County cross.

Pumpkin-Goblin. LOOK! One of those punkin goblins is stealing my television!

by OneTimeBusted May 7, 2023

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danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.

by Goblin king April 17, 2019

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