really? no way!

Something that the asshole people in your life say to you when something awesome finally happens to you. This could be said in a sarcastic, or with obviously fake enthusiasm.

Me: Hey! I just made it onto the basketball team!
Person: rolls eyes Really? No way!
Me: Yeah fuck you too.

by WiserOwl April 12, 2017

Beard of Way

When two beards cross paths, the more impressive beard has right of way

D: Dude that guy just cut in front of you!
S: It's cool man, he had full on Beard of Way
D: That is an epic beard

by Captain Dale July 30, 2011

Wolin Way

the only way to go when your in any situation that involves any sort of number.

If you want to figure out this 2 step equation you cant do it the ordinary way, you gotta do it the Wolin Way!

by BroadwayGurl123 May 5, 2009

the UP way

first gear = be sympathetic (offer phony apology), second gear = cya, third gear = place blame on others

When micro met with his underling, he used the UP way® and shift gears in record time!

by whitehat October 23, 2006

The Third Way

Up the arse.

Tony: We're going to take The Third Way!
Gordon: I was afraid of that.

by KenMFan December 22, 2014

Federal Way

Bedroom community and soul-less suburb in Washington State. Located roughly halfway between Tacoma and Seattle. In 1987, University of Washington scientist Bernard Luchenbach theorized that Federal Way could be the location of the door to the underworld.

"Dude, where you from?"

"Federal Way"

"That sucks."

"Yeah"

by Magic 8 Ball October 16, 2008

Life finds a way of not finding a way.

A play on the saying "Life finds a way".

The twist here is that sometimes things do not happen when they should have.
Procrastination, global pandemics, outside influence, many things can be a call for this saying.

"I was going to make lunch, but life finds a way of not finding a way."

by The_ALCH January 24, 2021