swass eggs

when your swass is so wet and hot you can hard boil eggs between your cheeks

It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.

by btothed June 30, 2008

swass aioli

Sweaty ass, but generally of a more pickly, oily consistency. almost like aioli sauce but grosser.

see swamp ass

Sweet merciful jesus! that's some bad swass aioli you gots there!

by the BLC October 18, 2008

swisstopher

a term commonly used to describe the perfect match between soulmates

dayumm check those 2 kids, theyre lookin mad swisstopher ever since he went down on her

by toadseverywhere February 17, 2009

Sossage Frenzy

To consume large amounts of quality meat products at your mums, without coming up for air!!

Hi mum are we having having a sossage frenzy tonight

by Big Tone 69er December 21, 2008

Swiss Eye

Giving someone a look of neutrality when making a decision.

I asked my girl if I could give her a Golden Shower or California Mudslide, and in her moment of indifference, she gave me the swiss eye!

by Khobama December 9, 2009

SwissRoll

An endearing and charming young man of european descent who makes your life a heaven to live. He gives you happiness in the most beautiful ways often through his compassionate letters of care and you always love to be in his company. As soon as he enters a room he brings light, bright light into your space and sweetness trails along with him. He spreads an aura of love and you fall in love with him immediately. He gives plenty and sometimes you feel so terrible when you can't be there with him all the time and lovingly give him gift him with jam for this swiss roll. The luckiest person in a swissroll's life is the person who he chooses as his cookiepie because he doesn't cease to amaze her with his amazingness and jam. Cookiepies should feel extremely blessed. Swissroll is the most amazing and falling deeply in love is definitely a symptoms of his sweet and awesome presence in your life.

cookiepies are the luckiest creatures on the planet to have a Swissroll in their life.

cookiepie number juan juan nyne: "i love you, SwissRoll"

by cookie<3.* June 20, 2010

swassalls

an extension/combination off swamp ass it is sweaty ass and balls at the same time

you think you're hot...at least you dont have swassalls

by thebigph January 11, 2011