Definitions by btothed

swass eggs 

when your swass is so wet and hot you can hard boil eggs between your cheeks

It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.

swass eggs by btothed June 30, 2008

PPS 

pumps per second

I achieved 50pps during sexual intercourse last night.

PPS by btothed June 30, 2008