Sperg means dried up semen. Usually sperg is created by accident after a crazy nightout with a crazy chick. Sperg can be used as decoration aswell as a reusable lubricant.
Bro I came on this girls face last night and she didn't clean it up. Next morning she had Sperg all over her face
by goofyahh JAckie September 6, 2022
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"I heard you could became smergish after eating peanut butter with a spoon out of a jar. On the news there was a guy who was found in an alley filled with shit and empty peanut butter jars. He attacked anyone who came close to the jars, saying they were her majesty's crown.
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Get the Sergeant Hound mug.A true sigma male a chad is sexy smart and a true nigga a good friend and gets all the bitches wears a condom Magnum size monster sized cock a true beast win 99% of the fights he participates in and chooses to joke around until you piss him off usually this specimen doesn't like sports and plays video games and listens to juice world Eminem or Rod Wave chooses to friend you or to whoop your ass will make you his bitch if he wants but is usually well mannered and kind strong and does all the work in public if needed and always at work at home and usually sleeps a good 8 to 10 hours on the week days
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Me: omg is that Sergio Perdomo!!! I heard he has a 20inch meat slinger!
Jessica: I fucling hate sefgio
Jessica: I fucling hate sefgio
by chestnutballs January 25, 2023
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