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peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit

a stinky smell snatch with peanut butter and jelly slathered all over it for a man or woman to enjoy. NOTE: beware of yeast infections!
dude i had a piece of your girlfriends peanut butter and jelly snatch biscuit last night. it was delicious
by [mtn.dew.me] November 9, 2009
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Snatch

A pearl-wearing, self help book reading, Polo shirt sporting southern bell that despises poor people, carries her purse on her wrist, gags at the sight of a Salvation army, finds utopia at Banana Republic, and gives her time to children's charities to make up for her evils.
We shopped at Old Navy while the snatch waited at Starbucks...she wouldn't be caught dead at an Old Navy!
by Nanna Gummy Bear November 16, 2011
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snatch

A skank ass skeeze who fails to realize that she is seen not as a girl but as a cum dumpster, face to glaze, and gaping cooter. Also, she posesses a rancid smelling vagina.
This "model" at Windsor High is such a snatch. All guys know shes just a grill to bust on.
by Doug Maher July 24, 2008
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snatch cord

when you go to bang your fucking lady from behind and she is on the rag make sure you rip the smelly snatch cord out before entry.if you dont you will send a wad of cotton up her smelly red vag forever.
i was fucking my grandmother at just the wrong moment she screamed pull the snatch cord pull the fucking snatch cord.
by billy snatch cord October 18, 2008
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Croatian Banana Snatch

When a girl is chasing you around trying to steal your <<insert item here>>
I was eating a candy bar, when she tried to pull a Croatian Banana Snatch on me, and I had to smack her down.
by JHull June 13, 2008
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Snatch Grab

Performed on the unsuspecting females of the world.

The extension of the pinky finger (to be placed in the brown winker), and the two fingering fingers (to be placed in the pink winker) and use of the thumb on the "clitoris".

This process can be confused with "two in the pink,1 in the stink", however can only be pulled of with the use of extreme aggression.

Note: Can be performed whilst sprinting past the snatch, requiring great skill, not recommended for beginner snatch grabbers.
ay up, I just saw an unsuspecting snatch that I will most likely dominate with a snatch grab
by snatchgrabber1010 February 20, 2011
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dirt snatch

A whored out pussy that is engulfed with various STDs including, but not limited to, the clap, the herps, raging gonorrhea, etc.
"Dude I fucked Kylen this weekend."
-"Man that bitch got a DIRT SNATCH!!!!!"
by Eric DeBold Will Bleum February 25, 2008
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