Spoonbill

A male who falls in love with every chick he meets that has sex with him. The spoonbill usually begins paying her car note and other bills while she cheats on him with all his buddies. Spoonbills live their lives on emotion and can be dangerous (i.e. filing sexual harassment complaints, etc) to protect or obey their girl.

origin: a fictitious bird called a "spoonbill." Legend has it that the female spoonbill mates with many males in its life while the male only mates with one. Example: "Damn! John met a prostitute last night and now he's paying her car note. He's pissed because I fucked her. What a spoonbill!" Verb: spooning. "Why did you by that whore flowers? Dude, you're not spooning are you?"

by Pat Masac August 3, 2007

Spoon Murder Klages

Someone who cuts off a mans testicles and stabbs his eye balls with a spoon.

Man I did an awesome spoon murder klages on that guy last night!

by XCheyenneX February 26, 2008

Spoon

1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.

"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"

"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"

Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.

Ted's favourite position is spooning.

Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".

"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"

by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon October 26, 2006

Gina Spoon

A spoon used to clean out the vagina. Used for dirty lil ginas

Robert Baffi stole my gina spoon and got it all dirty scraping that sand out.

by PMaster November 15, 2004

spoon fucking

spooning and fucking at the same damn time.

Yo, we woke up spooning, so i slip up in it. We were spoon fucking for a couple hours

by Andrew Kulinski April 25, 2014

plastic spoon

A revalutionary Shovel used by the penguins in madagascar.
can be used in some games using these stats

Attack 3
Durability 5

Ahhh my plastic spoon broke now I cant dig

by Fishtales December 16, 2006

spoon

The word "spoon" is a racial slur originating from italian immigrants in the NY and NJ areas in the early 1900's. "Spoon" refers to the characteristic shape of a black's nose, as well as the reflection of black skin off a well-polished spoon.

See also moulinyan

Leroy was considering implanting a spoon in place of his broken nose, because his wife broke their only mirror.

by Italian Stallion March 6, 2005