Phantom Spunker

A man who shoots his load before you even realise he was excited. Can also be called a phantom, and can be used in conversation as phantom spunked.

'He's such a phantom spunker, whenever he see's a pair of tits he shoots his load'

'He phantom spunked as soon as we got in the taxi'

'One look at the milf next door and he phantom spunked in his pants''

'As soon as i saw that fit bird i did a phantom and had to go to the gents to clean up'

by Debradelish January 15, 2010

Sagamore Stinker

When a tenant's dog craps in their mouth while the landlord give's it to them in the ass

Linda was late paying her rent this month, so her landlord gave her a Sagamore Stinker.

by Sabrerider May 24, 2010

747 Sinker

adj. a solid, unbroken turd that disappears out of the pan and runs straight up the u bend.

my God! where did that shit go? must've been a 747 sinker...

by master codder November 9, 2010

Dick spinner

The act of spinning a fidget spinner on the top of your penis and trying to masturbate with it still on top

Guy 1: hey have you seen Mia khalifa's new porno
Guy 2: nah dude i was doing a dick spinner last night
Guy 1: What?!
fidget spinner masturbate

by Mcfaginator May 8, 2017

fidget spinner

This toy is a popular autism stress toy. this fidget spinner should be for ages 5-13 we think its dumb if you see a teenager such as 17 years old playing with an autism toy like half of yall kids don't even have autism like stick to yall facebooks or bikes boy bye

if you don't got autism don't use fidget spinners

by jazmingotarabbitinmacat June 6, 2017

adult figit spinner

When a woman suspended herself in the air and the man laying under her put his penis in her mouth and begins to spin her

Bro we and my girl were just playing adult figit spinner

by Radude6969 November 13, 2017

Spinner

The action of taking a grumpy, bearded man by his shoulders, and spinning him on your chub, until he screams fire something other than cheese or diet coke.

I was tired of my co-worker bothering me, so I man-handled him like a spinner. Now we work well together.

by benlikestospindudes October 24, 2014