smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*

I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!

by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010

smile

the drawing back and slight lifting of the corners of the mouth, which partially uncover the teeth; the curving of the naso-labial furrows

I was happy, therefore I smiled.

by mr. kev October 19, 2010

Smeze

Yellow cum often referred as what comes out of a penis when ejaculated.

I see smeze everywhere

by Fgfthhhh February 8, 2017

Frank Sized

It is when someone is the height of 5'4", Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance is of that height and is constantly teased.

He's Frank Sized.

You're bed is perfect for two, it's Frank Sized.

by Don't Trust Me July 6, 2008

Life Sized

A man with an extremely small penis

I was going to have sex with this guy nick but he was life sized and I had to turn away to keep from laughing, I felt sorry for the guy honestly.......

by joegekblow September 23, 2009

Facebook Smile

A pouting, sneering facial expression used predominantly for social networking photographs that replaces the standard smile.

'Everytime she sees a camera she puts on her Facebook smile'.

by itsnotourfuture March 21, 2011

German Smile

Japanese men do not refer to their pee hole as a Jap's Eye obviously.

Instead they refer to it as a German Smile.

'Holy shit Kenji, whats wrong?!'

'Ah crap, I got a pool cue stuck up my German Smile'

by Hazukisanify February 10, 2012