smart bitch

A Bitch who is smart

"Who is that?" "A smart bitch."

by Kaitlynxnicole13 August 3, 2015

Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

by Fubby May 18, 2006

Scartastic

Spinoff of the word sarcastic. Used to describe whiny, emo teenagers who like to pretend they're emotionally scarred/tormented and have a reason to be angry at the world.

Shelby:"omfg cheerleaders suck lets go beat them up"
Rachel:"Would you stop being so scartastic?"

by Jhesy October 24, 2005

smart shopper

Annoying piece of shit that pops up whenever you do a Google search.

Let's look up cars on Google. Fucking smart shopper! I don't even want to buy anything and this dumbass this still comes up.

by Steven Schwebel April 3, 2008

Street Smart

A term that complete idiots use to try and glorify their ignorance as being some kind of virtue. Someone who is "street smart" might be found wearing Tap-Out clothing, has a shaved head, some kind of dragon tattoo or obscure Asian lettering somewhere on their body, brags about how many bones in your body they can break, has an ego completely disproportionate to their abilities, and watches UFC ritualistically. This type of person can often be found making minimum wage on a local McDonald's construction site, or at a pre-screening of "Never Back Down".

Frank: Yo man I jus can wait to kick yo ass. I'm a fighter and I street smart.
John: Really? Because you seem to be talking a lot and not doing shit.

by Spritel March 16, 2010

smartcunt

Like a smartass but worse.

ex. Joe: I bet i placed at least 3rd in the race.
Steve: thats great how many people where in the race?
Joe: three
Steve: your a smartcunt.

by TwIsTeD_sOuL February 19, 2004

Smarterchild

A ruthless and annoying robot that has the attention span of a 2 year old. If you try to argue with it, you WILL get the silent treatment.

Me: marry me?
SmarterChild: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Me: why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Me: exactly, so is that a yes?
SmarterChild: Yup.

by Mrs. Smarterchild June 18, 2008