smashfag

Someone who is extremely obsessive about the videogame super smash brothers. this person has clearly spent his entire childhood and the majority of his/her teen years sitting in the darkness of their parents basement honing their smash skills until the wee hours of the morning while feasting on cool ranch doritos and cases of mountain dew. Smashfags make Super Smash Brothers completely unbearable and unfun. Whoever is playing against one will lose in less than 30 seconds and never play a smashfag ever again.

No, I don't want to play you in smash bros you fucking smashfag.

by magma! February 24, 2011

Mmm Smash

Mmm Smash; is to smash the pelvis on the final thrust during sex the male must smash his penis into the girl as hard and far as he can to shatter, crack, or fracture the woman's pelvis, but this must be the last thrust the man cannot go in another time.

Ahh sorry hun i didn't mean to Mmm Smash You let me call 911.
Man, did you here what Johnny did to Carol? No what? He Mmm Smashed her. Ouch sucks to be her.

by The PhreakShow November 29, 2009

Shoot Smash Stomp Chop

Shoot, Smash, Stomp, Chop
is the Ork way

Ork:SHOOT!
*fires his gun at a space marine
Ork:SMASH!
*smashes the space marines Armor*
Ork:STOMP
*stomps on the dying Space marine*
Ork:CHOP!
*Chops The space Marines head off*

by Warboss September 16, 2004

smashed the homies

to gain carnal knowledge of someones friend or group of friends

james: so are you gonna get with debra?
todd: NO WAY! that girl smashed the homies
james: its cool man, i just got tested the other day and im still clean.

by irreverentalsharptongue May 1, 2009

Hulk Smash

The Hulk Smash is an epic sexual maneuver. When a man is having sex (or getting head, but it works much better when having sex, as it's easier to conceal the green paint), he stops, pulls out, and dips his dick in a can of green paint. He then goes over to the head of the bed and bellows, "HULK SMASH" while cock-slapping the girl, from left to right, across her face. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a second time, cock-smacking her on the backswing. He then yells, "HULK SMASH" a third and final time, knocking the lamp off of the night table. He gets five bonus points for breaking her jaw, and wins if he breaks her neck.

Note: There is an optional beginning to the Hulk Smash, where when the man gets his erection, he may say, "Bruce Banner's getting angry!!!". However, this beginning is only recommended for experienced Hulk Smashers.
Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived his Hulk Smashes.

Norm was undefeated because no one ever survived the hulk smash he dealt out.

by Guns of Belgium December 15, 2008

wanna smash

means want to hug like a friendly way

“hey anna wanna smash?” “sure micheal i would love too smash” *hugs each other*

by wombeater20 June 29, 2022

Double Baby Cock Smash

The doublebabycocksmash, first orginating from the diddykonggroundpound, has evolutionized into the 21st century as a sexual manuver in which a males double babies,or testacles, hit onto the females vagina, followed closely by a cock smash that sends the female into a instant orgasm lasting longer than any other known.
The doublebabycocksmash has only been known to be done by 3 individuals that would rather go unnamed. It is a dangerous act but if completed, will result in the upmost greatest sexual climax known to mankind.

Louie can't hang out with us tonight, he's with Kelsey showing her the Double Baby Cock Smash.

by Nitro Fox January 25, 2009