Safety Food

safe·ty food

n. pl. safe·ty foods

The condition of frozen or canned items to scoff incase you are trapped long after local sub shops are closed or some joker took your last two bucks.

I was totally broke but located some safety food in my desk drawer.

by Deb_in_NH May 10, 2005

safety pig

The one ugly, disgusting girl who is always around hot women that protects them from all guys that want to try and date one of them. On the beach, she is the one who is always in the one piece bathing suit.

Hey, I need you to be my wingman and take care of the safety pig while I try to talk to her friend.

by miamialum2010 December 15, 2009

Safety

A switch on a firearm preventing accidental discharage and allowing safer handling.

Safety that shit before you blow somebody's brains out, dumbfuck!

by J. B. Polpolvik December 28, 2005

safety blade

a safety blade, is a wannabe emo basically.
somebody why dyes their hair black or does other emo-like things just to fit in with the crowd.

safety blade: hey look guys, i just dyed my hair black.
normal kids: go away you safety blade

by Alexx41 December 17, 2006

safegasm

self induced orgasm before a date

I need a safegasm before my date with Sara.

by halestone15 February 6, 2009

Safety Scissors

When two girls scissor with their clothes on.

Sara told Jenny she had contracted an STD, so Jenny suggested they use safety scissors from now on.

by jonny mac and jizz April 28, 2009

scafed

a combination of the word scraped and scuffed. can be useful when describing a mall grabber.

Damn! That kid is most definitely a mall grabber because his pants are extremely scafed!

by nig nog SH February 28, 2010