Situationship

A Victorian term for sexual harassment, especially of household servants.

"I told Scruggs if she didn't start making herself more amenable to my advances, she was liable to find herself out of a situation."
"Aha! Looking to begin a situationship, are you?

by Arcadia Jane Berger July 18, 2025

situation

a position of employment; a job.

"My sister has a good situation as a teacher in the local school."

by Arminkshipper July 20, 2025

Situeme

Situeme
A word that can only be used in one specific context.
This means ‘situeme’ is an example of itself.
Unlike ordinary jargon or slang, a situeme collapses outside its single, original usage. The act of naming the concept (‘situeme’) creates the very thing it describes.

“My friend said ‘Situeme’ is the only real situeme, which weirdly makes sense.”

by Patterntangle September 11, 2025

Situnario

(noun) A slang term - originating from the Bronx - used to combine the terms “situation” and “scenario”. Similar to “lituation”, it infers that the scenario / situation at hand is indeed popping or “bussin”. “Situnario” is not to be used in a negative context - only lit Situnarios!

The situnario this weekend is looking crazy- bitches, hookah, drugs, everything a youngin could need.

by ztrafe November 4, 2025

Situationship

Situationship

Situationship describes someone in a situation with another person, usually romantic

by TRACYDCB November 28, 2025

Sittoning

Another term for a telling off/bollocking, taken from John Sitton's rant at his players during his half-time team talk at Leyton Orient. "You can pair up if you like and bring someone else, bring your dinner too because you're going to need it by the time I'm finished with you".

"Oh he's messed up again, the boss needs to give him a good sittoning!."

by Wayne Kerr 123456789 December 22, 2025

whisper situation

1. When a very attractive female is with an ugly, dorky or unfashionable male.

2. A mismatched couple.

That girl's boyfriend is rocking a ponytail, what a whisper situation.

by joshy rotten October 17, 2008