shlok

he is known to be the most closeted flamboyant gay person known to mankind

"shlok, come here, im feeling.... romantical!"

by shlok_lover October 17, 2025

shlock

shlong + cock = shlock

He didn't just have a dick, he had a motherfuckin' shlock.

by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025

shlongdow

a shadow of a penis

Thats one big shlongdow.

by one big juicy guy December 28, 2025

Shlinky

A shlinky is a round metal coil that can be used as a weapon. Shlinky can also be used as an adjective to describe something epic or suspicious such as "Merry Shlinkmas" or "That was so Shlinky of you." Shlinkys are quite common to find and come in all sorts of sizes and colours.

"Have a merry Shlinkymas!"

by Theshlinkmaster January 7, 2026

hardys shlong

a teenaged school boy with an extremely long head

that kids got a shlong head
do you know anyone with a hardys shlong

by the monkey tamer November 3, 2006

Cookie Shlongster

When a man bakes a cookie in the shape of a penis, fucks a women with it in the ass and then eats it.

Guy1: "I totally gave this chick a cookie shlongster last night.. it literally tasted like shit."

by AlliBigTits August 18, 2011

Purple Shlong

1.A 12 inch vibrating dildo that looks like a horsey dildo ;)

"Damn I was using a Purple Shlong last night cause my man just ain't enough."

by cjnenfjwnvanqw February 24, 2017