spit shined

An object that is most likely brighter than your future.

That man spit shined his shoes till they were brighter than my balls dipped in Vaseline.

by Booty Warri0r April 18, 2016

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spit shined

Using ones own saliva to give something, or someone (if you're into that) a shine that's so lustrous it makes Jesus himself turn away from its blinding reflection.

"Hey Tom, how'd you get your car so shiny?" "I can't even see."
"I spit shined the shit out of it and it really paid off."

by SwissOnionKnowledge May 7, 2016

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spit shined

Unbelievably clean.

Joe's new Lambo was sitting there spit shined in his driveway.

by ideka July 25, 2016

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To shine on

Get lost, hit the road. (especially Los Angeles 1960s)

He tried to hit on Samantha, but she told him to shine it on ~~ she told him to shine on.

by Yugan February 13, 2017

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Coined initially by Rebecca Felgate on the YouTube channel “Life’s Biggest Questions” in reference to the oddly missing entry in Apple’s smartphone portfolio: The iPhone 9. According to the video, the iPhone is a beauty beyond our comprehension of how phones look in this day in age, being essentially everything and nothing all at once.

I think Rebecca was right: We just aren’t ready for the beautiful iPhone Shine yet as a society.

by Winders 11 April 20, 2018

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