Seattle Sleeper

The act of ejaculating onto/into your partners pilliowcase. Then when your partner wakes up the next morning your invisible ink has dried, leaving a white film on the pillowcase.

The reason its the "Seattle" Sleeper is because the city always gets a light dusting of snow that you can only really see in the morning.

I woke up and my partner had left a Seattle Sleeper on my pillow, it took a little more effort than usual to pull my face away.

by Shakes,Chewy, and Triple TTT May 30, 2009

Seattle

Like Portland, but bigger and with even worse weather. Overall, they both suck.

The Pacific Northwest blows.

by Kyle February 26, 2005

Seattle

The most evil city in the US

Think about it. What comes from Seattle?


Nirvana
Starbucks
Boeing
Microsoft


See? All of them EVIL

by Dillon Farnum March 19, 2005

Swatting

The act of making up different stories or scenarios on different accounts and posting in the same message board (i.e. Reddit) to see how a community reacts to different/opposite posts. See

Person 1: Why do you own so many Reddit accounts?

Person 2: I'm really into swatting, trolling, and memeing for different reactions

by Reconify May 1, 2019

seattlegirled

To peg a guy mercilessly.

I heard Joe got seattlegirled last night.

by amanda givens March 6, 2008

Seattle Squeegee

A sex act involving a man peeing on his partner and then spreading it around with his penis. The idea is his penis acts as a squeegee.

I'll give you a dollar if you let me seattle squeegee on your face.

by Katie Nyce October 26, 2006

Swatting Wasps

1. Killing hornets with a fly-swatter

2. Sending the SWAT team against White Anglo-Saxon Protestants

Person 1: I love swatting wasps

Person 2: why would you like that? it's not really fun, it is just killing a bu-

Person 2: oh

by DonutEater1313 November 17, 2020