Hit a stone

An alternative saying for "beat the meat" used when your dick is "rock" hard and needs to be hit till it busts

"Yesterday I woke up with a morning wood so I went for an early stone hitting to calm it down"

Me: I feel so down bro
Friend: just hit a stone you'll feel better

by AWiseNibba March 6, 2018

Brain of stone

To be Indecisive.

Or unlikeable; selfish.

" Is that Vanessa? I heard she has a Brain of stone!" I heard too.

by hollowlungs October 27, 2022

Cunt Stone

A child.

Something painful that a woman passes through her hoo ha.

Sure, I'd like to go out on Friday night... Unfortunately, it's my weekend to watch the cunt stones.

by turtle the foul May 1, 2020

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017

stoned with emotion

Feeling a large amount of emotion, (ie. love, lust, angry, sad, happy, joy etc.) yet still appears to be tired, sleepy, or just really high.

Boy 1: Are you sure you’re happy? You don’t seem happy.

Girl 1: I am very happy, just stoned with emotion.

by Weld4cash October 7, 2018

Eric Stoned

When you suck the fart out of your significant others ass, and blow it in their face.

OMG, he totally eric stoned me!!!

by Fogle67 January 26, 2018

ben stone

ben stone is a very loud man, he greets audiences by saying “HELLO MY NAME IS BEN STONE”

hey did you hear ben stones speech?

omg yeh the whole world heard it

by benstone28 April 28, 2020