cum stain stan

he who swings using strings of cum from his cock, and cum blasts his enemies, and fucks your mom, wife, sister, cousin, daughter, you, your son, your dog, your cat, your camel, your underaged daughter
cum stain stan fucked me in half with his massive cum blasts last night
by cum.stain.stan April 21, 2022
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Shit-stained schumacher

disrespectful old bastard with crumbs in its moustache regardless of whether its a man or woman. They are terrified of everything except for their wagon (because it only goes 0.5 mph) In conclussion, a disrespectful faggot god dodger that is as miserable as sin and looks like it has a cactus lodged up its arse.
teenager 1: (to teenager 2) Look, a Shit-stained schumacher, don't ask what its had for breakfast, she's still got a cheerio in her moustache.
by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick September 14, 2008
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Arse stained tattie

A way to call someone a potato dipped in shit. A general insult.
Sum Buddy: "Can I borrow 5 bucks?"
Appe Erson: "Fok off ya arse stained tattie"
by The Insult Man April 16, 2021
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poo-stained vagina

n. 1. the result when a woman chronically wipes back to front. 2. by extension a negative thing.
I can't believe my mother never taught me to wipe front to back, now i have a poo-stained vagina.

You got an F in Gym? well, thats a real poo-stained vagina.
by homoguytom October 17, 2012
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Brown Stain

A blight on America

An illegal Kenyan usurping power from within the Whitehouse

A whigger - a person who is 1/2 white and 1/3 Arab, but pretends to be black because doing so is deemed politically expedient.

A steaming pile of excrement in the form of a human.

A politician who hates the United States - also referred to as a liberal.
This website is ran by liberals who share the brown stain's hatred for America. Because of liberalism, this nation is spiraling downwards.
by Chuck Schumer July 25, 2011
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crotch stain

HAHAHAHA! said joe when he noticed his grandpop had a critchstain ( that old bag)
by zack March 25, 2003
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Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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