Stucking Phoned

An altered state of consciousness that 99% of young people reach on a daily basis. It consists of staring at your phone and blocking out the rest of the world. While in this state, you are very boring and nobody likes you. It is useful to call people out at socials gatherings when they become stucking phoned. A person who is stucking phoned may also be called a phony.

John is just sitting in the corner over there. I can't tell if he's stucking phoned or just fucking stoned.

by tsquared2215 May 28, 2014

Sucking Off the Red Bull

Consuming large amounts of energy drinks to get through finals.

Brad: "Hey Tom! Did you see Jimmy running around like a maniac?"
Tom: "yeah, he's been sucking off the red bull just to get through finals. "

by ChazzzySan May 29, 2015

Shecking

The act of taking a shit and checking facebook, twitter, or other social media.

Dude, I was on the can shecking Facebook and I saw your ex post that she missed you!

by JustcallmeSoul May 22, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

sucking on memes

When someone or something is so salty that they bring trash memes into there comebacks.

Joe " Haha you stupid that you dont know what 9+10 is!"
Robert " Dude your just sucking on memes."

by DeezNuts450205 December 2, 2016

Sucking a devil

When a woman sucks a big penis and damages her mouth

Annabel: I'm sucking a devil right now
Lucy: I wish I am too

by Sleep well tonight;) March 27, 2017

Sucking Balls

When you swoop in to sneak a rail behind the party and there's nothing there and you look like the fucking shit brick dip shit mooching mother fucker that is you.

DId you see Mr. Fucking Hippy Shit sucking balls right there, he got "Na Dah"! What fuck tard mooch is he.

by MC Skankaholic October 2, 2017