salmondesert

Thats me!

No matter who you are, i love you, and i respect you

*Hey who is salmon?*

Salmon (me) : I am salmon!
SalmonDesert

by SalmonDesert September 27, 2023

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catching salmon with his hands

When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.

Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.

by brokeback677 January 22, 2014

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YouTube Salesman

We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.

"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"

by SirCook March 31, 2015

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Man salmon

When a dude wears a pink shirt

"Scott loves the Man Salmon, Mel not so much"

by G Girl xoxo November 14, 2015

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Sex salmon

A term applied to a partner that gets a girl so wet that he must swim upstream between her thighs before pleasing her.

Hey, you know that kid named Brad? I heard from Britney that he is a total sex salmon.

by Drtrantheman123 May 13, 2016

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toilet salmon

Slang.

Unlike a Brown Toilet Trout which is gone when you flush the toilet a Toilet Salmon is a turd that when flushed returns like a salmon that swims upstream back to where it was spawned.

Example 1:
Holy cow, I flushed twice and I still can't get this toilet salmon to go down stream. What has that crazy vegan been feeding me?

Example 2:
A flushing sound heralds a momentarily soon to be unoccupied bathroom that upon departure of its user becomes occupied. The new occupant notices something left behind in the toilet where it is heard, "HEY Someone left a turd in here!"

The reply: "You can't blame me for a toilet salmon spawning season. I flushed."

Example 3:
"I flushed but if there are any toilet salmon in there you can't hold that against me."

by Fractious1 November 26, 2017

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