rootbeerboy

A douchebag, jackass, or generally someone who wears brown stained wifebeaters. These people have shitty attitudes, so they are very easy to spot.

Joe is such a rootbeerboy. You can tell by his shitty attitude and his brown stained wifebeater.

by TheWhipping October 2, 2007

rooting machine

Fairly obscure Belfast slang for either a girl or guy that is particularly good at sex

Dude 1: What did you get up to last night big lad

Dude 2: I was out on the rip and went home this wee girl and she went like fuck!

Dude 1: Sounds like she was a right wee rooting machine

by TONY_SCULLION July 7, 2008

rooted.mips

Owner of the best botnet in the community, Mips is sexy too, Priority OP af come cop now [e-mail] discord@mips#0999

-Xpired Jr

I wanna boot someone offline but joker isnt hitting :( Come cop priority from @rooted.mips and that wont be an issue anymore

by Xpired Jr May 10, 2021

Rat Rooter

Someone with a cock so small that they could actually have vaginal sex with a rat or any small rodent and not make them bleed.

Kayne's pee pee is so tiny i bet he couldn't even satisfy the rats that live in his roof... What a Rat Rooter.

by Stiffie Steve December 25, 2008

hang a root

Yet another term for defecating.

I'll catch up with you later, after I go hang a root.

by Refugee July 15, 2004

root pry

a threat bestowed upon a wench before one has no choice but to "slap a bitch"

Gabbay was going to root pry yo ass before Diana came to slap a bitch.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 18, 2008

Root

To have sexual intercourse with someone or to be masturbating yourself or others.

Hey man , did you know that chick had a root with simon in the bush.

by JDSecretLover April 14, 2009