Relationship

Something that is hard to find because there are too many hoes in this generation.

There is no point in getting into a relationship with somebody. There always be somebody willing to try and take your partener away from you.

by De Wae of Uganda March 2, 2018

Relationship Hunter

A new-logo salesperson (someone who focuses on securing brand new clients) who's priority is on developing relationships first and closing the sale second.

Relationship Hunter(s) get to know their clients as people first and build friendships that produce lifelong customers.

by Chief Curiosity Officer October 4, 2018

relationsingleship

Spoken for but not committed

Their not dating their in a relationsingleship

by RomannLit January 22, 2019

Relationship Body

The stage of ultimate comfort in a relationship where all standards of the self-image are abandoned under the idea that your significant other will lover regardless of your appearance.

Ever since Jared and Monica started dating Jared has acquired total relationship body. At least 15 pounds.

by Owen66 February 24, 2019

relationshop

The difference between good faith and bad faith relation, due to the transactional nature of relations vs the destination of the relation. RelationShops are where love and hate are sold on an open market. It's a zero sum game that prevents any commitment from occurring, because the subject is always split between their choice and finding something better, hence the symbol $. A relationShip, on the other hand, it a vehicle to transport two or more people from one place to another.

He finally admitted that, though he had expressed sympathy for her, that he really didn't care about her problems, that they were irrelevant to his life, so he went down, sadly and met the trickster at the relationshop. What else have you got? And the trickster, who knew how to cheat you fair, said, what about this one?

by chaosmotic July 14, 2019

Relationship sabotage

When someone fucks with the lives of two people who would otherwise be loving their lives without difficulties.

The girl wanted to make their lives difficult by fucking with their lives, in an effort at relationship sabotage, one way of driving a wedge between two people to to play both the way the saboteur plays all sides.

by Solid Mantis October 25, 2019

Relative Desirability

Based on the quantity of women who are in a town, how desirable each is to each man in that town. If there is only one woman in town, as long as she is not ugly or old, she will attract the men and be desired. The moment other women are in town, each man finds himself comparing them to decide which one he likes more and get her to want him.

Based on the quantity of a specific thing or things, such as fruits, shoes, whatever, are available in a town, how desirable each is to people varies depending on how many they have to choose from.

It's so funny, and it took me years to comprehend what is going on in me, but I finally articulated the feeling and call it Relative Desirability.

by but for February 13, 2021