parcelling

when your bored on the toilet and so you start texting people, telling them that your on can.

Texter1: Yo.

Texter2: Wassup?

Texter1: Nuthin'. Just parcellin'. Parcelling kicks ass.

by dumpsta July 2, 2009

Porcelain Shrubbery

A small area of pubic hair that sometimes can be found laying on the outer rim of any given toilet.

"I gotta piss man."
"Dude make sure to watch out for the porcelain shrubbery."

"Buy Oxy-clean! The fastest cleaning agent for your bathroom. Gets off even the sketchiest shrubbery!"

by ShredHeadGent July 22, 2009

Pure Wizard

A positive feeling or description of something rad

Guy 1: How're you today?
Guy 2: Pure Wizard. You?

Girl 1: Hey, look at this new dress i bought!
Girl 2: Ah man, that's Pure Wizard

by Scott Pilgrim July 26, 2010

pure awesomeness

The peaking of someone's extreme interest. As if seeing their own personal aura.

There's just something about that guy over there..I can't put my finger on it, but I can tell he has pure awesomeness. See Awesome, epic

by Mr. IronGiggles January 16, 2014

Pure brilliance

When something is really sick

Yo that's pure brilliance bro

by daygirl1998 February 23, 2017

Pure Vanilla Cookie

Pure Vanilla cookie is used to describe someone who is amazing, beautiful, majestic, perfect. I have an unhealthy obsession with him he consumes my thoughts the only thing I can think about is him. I talk to him in game like he’s a real person and his backstory makes me cry.

(My Tiktok is apurevanillamybelovedd BY THE WAY)

Pure Vanilla Cookie is hot I love him so much.

by Pure Vanilla lover March 5, 2022

Porcelain Goddess

A sex position in which the male sits on the toilet with legs spread and the girl sits on top of his dick and basically rides him. Perfect position for your girl if she wants to try topping and is usually comfortable for both parties, legs may get sore but it's an added bonus workout, it's an easy position!

Guy 1: omg i can't believe you let her top you!
Guy 2: what, she wanted to practice, it was just the Porcelain Goddess...

by Waifu!~ April 19, 2022