pulling a Trojan

Someone who masturbates at innapropriate times or in public.

Chuck: Oh my god he was pulling a Trojan in math class today!
Ryan: What he was masterbating again!?

by realcanadianmaplekitties January 29, 2009

Pulling a Kanye

(v.) being the biggest douchbag in the world by attempting to better someone else's well-being...but only succeeding in being a douchbag.

"Man, did you see Gary try to stop Mary from marrying that loser Steve?"
"Yea man, he was totally pulling a Kanye."

by KACDD September 14, 2009

pulling a jimmy

The act of becoming so inebriated that one loses all sense of girl selection and thus ends up hooking up with a female person of less than average attractiveness.

"You see that ugly chick sitting in the corner eating the turnip pudding? You were pulling a jimmy with her last night!"

by Hollywood Kim October 28, 2008

Pulling my plonker

Plonker is British slang for penis. Literally pull my plonker is to masturbate. But nowadays the expression someone is pulling my plonker is used with the meaning of someone is messing with me or trying to make fun of me.

This Brit told me in the UK the weather is always sunny and hot. 0bviously he was just pulling my plonker

by Teleco November 26, 2016

Pulling

Having someone or others feel attraction towards you without trying to.

A: I saw you pulling Andy.
Z: He's wayyy to young for me.

by Goddessofwisdom December 7, 2016

pulling a pazdrijan

To be inappropriately late and cause others to be late subsequently

Theo is pulling a pazdrijan again. He should have been here an hour ago.

by Minionpotato February 26, 2019

Pulling A Dalton

Doing something so absurd, so stupid, so inconceivably idiotic that it makes others question your sensibility. You reach your lowest point in life when you 'Pull A Dalton".

"Dude, you totally were pulling a dalton last night."
"Why, brah?"
"Because you got a tat to symbolize your independence when you live with your friends mom."
"Ahhh"

by Musical Prodigy February 28, 2010