Lazy Dog Position

It's like doggy style but preformed when both involved are lying on their sides. Usually caused when one or more involved are too tired to get up for sexual intercourse.

"Dude, I was so tired I didn't want to get up so we just did the Lazy Dog Position."

"Honey, I'm tired just do it while we are lying down..."

by legal.notes October 21, 2009

Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.

“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”

by Morde666 January 5, 2018

hot dog poisoning

when u eat too many hot dogs and they really start tasting like shit

i can't eat anymore, i already have hot dog poisoning

by jay July 18, 2003

poison

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2009

Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.

"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"

by Nikita May 12, 2004

minx position

A position which attracts the opposite or same sex by displaying an incredibly sexy posture and constantly doing it to people who you want to get with. In simpler words, the position you get in to rack the poon.

Oh look at that hot guy! Come on galz let's get in our minx positions!

by maddybutz June 6, 2011

69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.

My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.

by Weeberino September 29, 2019