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Deck

A completely bland, abrasive person.

Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.

So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Henry is such a fucking irritating deck. Fuck him.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020
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decked

to fall on the ground humourously
my mate decked it at the club last night, they were so drunk
by kfj;k4fj4 November 16, 2021
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Powerwash My Deck

Him: Powerwash my deck with your mouth
Her: *gug gug gug*
by Powerwashing April 15, 2019
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Top Deck

Top deck...

Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.

Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"

He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck

He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022
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thunk deck

It is usually mentioned for someone with a big dick.. When a person has a boner, and when the dick gets very big its called thunk deck
i love your thunk deck . i want to bj
by blumblee September 16, 2015
mugGet the thunk deckmug.

decked

another word for punching someone or breaking their nose with your fists
Oh my god did you see Jonah decked Marcus in the face yesterday!
by hellokittygrungebby2277 May 17, 2021
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