A completely bland, abrasive person.
Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.
So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
Just like a deck outside a home. Usually unvarnished, raw, pale, ugly, hard, abrasive, dull and bland.
So if you call someone a "deck", you are saying they're bland, abrasive, boring.
by ~~~ Anonymous ~~~ February 26, 2020

to fall on the ground humourously
by kfj;k4fj4 November 16, 2021

by WestoverRISO February 27, 2024

by Powerwashing April 15, 2019

Top deck...
Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
Refers to the male genetalia, where half is lighter than the other half.Usually the balls and half the shaft is brown or darker and the top is lighter, like a Cadbury Top Deck chocolate.
Also applies to when the whole of the man's genetalia is darker than the rest of his body.
"omg girl, I made out with him finally and he has a top deck"
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
He looked at his dick and realised he was a top deck
He was white as snow but he was swinging the top deck
by TopDeck August 20, 2022

It is usually mentioned for someone with a big dick.. When a person has a boner, and when the dick gets very big its called thunk deck
by blumblee September 16, 2015

by hellokittygrungebby2277 May 17, 2021
