hot stoned

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.

My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.

by Steffoni April 22, 2020

Reality Stone

The red stone in Avengers that allows the user to control the reality of their surroundings whenever they want.

Reality is often disappointing, but now it can be whatever I want using the reality stone.

by YourMomNoob September 29, 2019

sober as a stone

you’re stone cold sober

steve harvey : yo man are you on something?
bill gates: i’m as sober as a stone bro!

by stoneluver January 19, 2021

Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.

Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!

by Antiseve November 9, 2017

Cunt Stone

A child.

Something painful that a woman passes through her hoo ha.

Sure, I'd like to go out on Friday night... Unfortunately, it's my weekend to watch the cunt stones.

by turtle the foul May 1, 2020

Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.

You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.

by ochrann January 10, 2020

Stoned as a Cone

When you are so high that your functionality is the same as an orange traffic cone. (Specifically must be Orange)

"I'm stoned as a cone" Said Tone the Bone

by Kony Island October 12, 2017