Murphy's Law of stacked boxes

"No matter how storage-containers are arranged in a stack, the one you want will always be on the bottom, and so you'll have to move all of the others first."

Regardless of whether you arrange a stack of boxes in alphabetical/numerical order from top to bottom or bottom to top, Murphy's Law of stacked boxes will always "get you" --- i.e., da box you'll need will always be ether da first or last one, depending on which way you stacked them, and so you'll always need to take them all down to get to da one you need.

by QuacksO February 28, 2025

Murphy's Law of shaving

You can wait 'n' wait till clear into mid-May to trim off your itchy bushy Santa-Claus winter beard and you'll have nuthin' but sweltering-skinned moderate-temperature days all along, but if you "break out da Norelco" at any point during dat period, da weather will immediately turn frigid and blustery again, and then you'll have chilly-cheeks syndrome for an entire month!

One good way to minimize da "Murphy's Law of shaving" debacle is to simply wait till da end of March to "mow da lawn" --- dat way, you'll not be so likely to needlessly suffer from extra-warm weather-temps' making your chin and jowls feel like they're inside a blast-furnace, but on da other hand, it will minimize da chances of "freezin' yer face off", too, since there are seldom any significant cold snaps later than three months into da new year.

by QuacksO March 15, 2025

Samantha Murphy

If this is your name you probably don’t wash your hair enough.

“Why is that person’s scalp so greasy?”

“Oh, that’s just Samantha Murphy.”

by miso_olive_soup November 24, 2021

eoin murphy

Massive cock and really good at fifa, the best footballer in the world and he is ripped as fuck

“I wanna be like Eoin Murphy when I grow up” “how is he so muscly”

by Punanipunisher November 23, 2021

seth Murphy and Millie lane

When 2 people are meant for each other and deeply in love

Seth Murphy and Millie lane defined

by Muffin man 10 May 27, 2023

Murphy

A lovely beautiful girl. Very sporty and determined. She LOVES pastries. She is very introverted, but when you get to know her, you will realize how special she really is. She is an explorer and basically immune against anything poisonous! She could defeat anyone. Very smart although she doubts herself sometimes.

Guy 1: "Who is that girl?"
Guy 2: "She is Murphy, a real snack."

by Dwarf23 June 29, 2023

Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.

We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.

by Xyrenax October 16, 2025