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Murder police

Homecide Detective
I don't care about drugs. I'm here for the bodies... I'm Murder Police
by AlilADwillDoYa October 7, 2016
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Murder Monkey

Murder Monkeys are monkeys that have been turned down sex by another ape or said sex sucked. As they become Murder Monkeys, their heads inflate, their eyes bulge out of their heads, they start wearing bellhop clothing, grow thrice their height and knives materialize in their hands. They then set out to kill everything in their path. The only way to end their killing spree is terminal crack-cocaine. It'll calm them down before making them die.
Man: oh shit its a murder monkey
by JG_DUCKY December 13, 2021
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Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid

Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid
Hym "Answer the question or I'll murder someone's kid."
by Hym Iam April 14, 2025
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convo murderer

SOMEBODY WHO JUST KILLS A PERFECTLY GOOD CONVERSTAION ON CHAT, MSN, TEXT OR ANYTHING CYBER.
ITS REALLY FRUSTRATING AND YOU JUST THINK THEY DONT WANNA TALK TO YOU AND ITS SAD. but sometimes you just gotta back off if you get like, 10 one word answers in a row.
"YEAH SAME, i completely agree."
"no"

the no was wirtten by the convo murderer

aka, gabriel d'alessandro
by danca December 11, 2010
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Murder on my mind

Most fucked up released song when Melly didn't knew what was gonna happen after releasing that song.
"Cuz everytime we wake up in the morning i got murder on my mind, AK-47's, MAC-11's, glocks and nines"
Some true things he did in his lyrics of "Murder on my mind"
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024
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murders stroke

The art of holding a sword(EXEPTIONS: weapons without guardkatanas{they have guards, but nothing to speak of in this context}) by its edge, using the pommel/guard to make a makeshift hammer.
How to use the Murders stroke in combat: Imagine this: You're facing a knight in a 16th century steel plate armor, and you're only armed with a sword.

What do you do?

Throw a cut at the knight is no use since it will just ricochet off the armor.

What you actually want to go for is grabbing the sword by its edge, and using the guard or pommel to smash into nucks. If there's are nucks nowhere to be found, go for the head.
by GeneralEric January 4, 2017
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Murderation

The act of wanting to murder someone coupled with the feelings of adoration.
Jill had strong feelings of Murderation towards John
by anonymous February 6, 2022
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