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moist

The most hated word in the English language. Means 'wet' and is often used to relate to the state of a female's nether regions.
Aaron: I made her so moist last night!
Bill: I know, right?
Charles: Shut up, I hate that word.
by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
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Moist

Lame, boring; the opposite of lit.
Bob: Dawwgggg this party lit af!!
Darnell: Your party moist, where the alcohol at?
by MoistMaster69 July 14, 2016
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Moist Armpit

When one ejaculate into a fat person's armpit. Then the person will lay their arm by their side until the semen dries. Finally the person will attempt to lift the arm, ripping the skin while blood mixes with the semen. Image resembles a strawberry shortcake and the outcome is very tasty.
Josh- Sup man, how have things with your family been going?
Andy- Not so hot dude, my mom still can't move her arm since my giant fag of a brother Evan Moist Armpited her.
Josh- Wow that blows, but is also FUCKING AWESOME!
by ARBurgesss January 24, 2013
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Moist

Moist: this term is used when someone says/does something so idiotic or stupid. Also used to describe an "uncool" person, another way to say this is "wet" which means the exact same thing.
Boy: "4+7= 13? Right?"
Friend: "13?! HAHAHAHA NO! You're so moist!"

*uncool person walks by*
Girl: "Oh my god, look at her ugly clothes, so wet."
by chirpyy March 29, 2015
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moist

describing someone or something that looks bad a hot mess sounds bad or looks bad.
1.damn, dat bitch look real moist !
2.you sound real moist right now, stop it !
3.Man, that chick was lookin so moist last night i had to leave.
by JayszWifeyy15 December 21, 2008
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moisture farm

A tall like structure for gathering water, often found widley spread over tatooine(due to its harsh weather conditions).
Luke, I need you on the Moisture farms for one more season.
by Greg barr August 6, 2006
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moist hole

The hole of your penis directly after masturbating.
Jimmy was scared of changing in the locker room because he was afraid people would discover his moist hole.
by D_erds May 26, 2017
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