Mister S'ing

A reversal of gender roles during the sex act, wherein the male urethra becomes the receptable for the female clitoris in a tiny fury of minute penetration.

Brotha, you haven't lived til you've done some Mister S'ing!

by Gunther Bunky June 26, 2008

Mississippi meathook

When you carry a female by sticking your thumb into her asshole and your index finger in her pussy then carry her around like that.

"Hey Jim I gave Emily the Mississippi meathook last night."

"What the fuck jerry."

by Fried horse pussy February 10, 2020

missonym

A reference or comparison which is exactly opposite of what is intended by the speaker/writer. A complete literary miss.

Talking about the Toyota Volta as the "Priapus", where the figure Priapus had an erection he couldn't control is a missonym because sports cars indicate sexual impotence.

by Jeff L July 28, 2004

Mistold

being told incorrectly or being lied to.

You got mistold!
I dont know who mistold you, but they did.
When you find out that everything you lived your life believing is wrong, then you were mistold.

by rich biggins March 16, 2007

mistextication

1. When a text message is taken out of context due to lack of tone in dialog.

2. When you send a text message to the wrong contact.

Due to a mistextication, my girlfriend Sarah found out about my plans with her friend Shawna.

by Steve Isidor August 17, 2008

mistexterstanding

lose of meaning or inflection in a text message

thats not what i meant, it was just a mistexterstanding.

by boodle5000 May 31, 2009

Missouri Bean Dip

The act of spreading the ass with the 'cone' techquine so you can insert your testicles into the rectum while inserting you penis into the vagina.

That girl was so freaky that I did the Missouri Bean Dip last night!

by rusty'stache January 8, 2011