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Bob: "Dude, I heard that your girlfriend might be psycho..you ready to administer the europe test?"
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
Joe: "Man, fuck the europe test, that girl freaked out within twelve hours. I dumped her last night..She was vacationing in colorado, and kept trying to say I was 'choosing my friends over her' I'm like 'Bitch, you're a thousand miles away, I'm going to the beach.'"
Bob: "That's good. You don't want to get stuck with a psycho girlfriend."
by joseph87 June 9, 2013
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one who dates little rodents but who has sex with everyone else but hoffer, esp while on spring break trips.
by theo May 7, 2003
Get the hoffer's girlfriend mug.Something society deems important despite its insignificance and pointlessness. Something nonessential.
Friend #1: Dude, you seriously need to get laid, why not get yourself a girlfriend?
Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.
Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.
Friend #2: Because they're utterly pointless, you can't give me a good reason to have one.
Friend #1: Dude, you really need to get laid.
by Charles The Doodle Noodle August 30, 2009
Get the Girlfriend mug.Adj., a Contemporary Christian Music (also called CCM) song that means to appeal to an audience outside of typical listeners of CCM by replacing "Jesus" with "You" in hopes of making the Christian content of the song less obvious to non-Christian listeners.
Creed pisses me off. They try to sound like a genuine effect of American counterculture, but it's just a bunch of Jesus-is-my-girlfriend music that Christians think is cowardly and non-believers see right through.
by nappy pappy May 4, 2008
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by sage thunder April 24, 2010
Get the girlfriend mug.1. When you have a girlfriend that works at mcdonald's.
2. A girl that works at mcdonald's that gives you discounts because she wants you to ask her out.
2. A girl that works at mcdonald's that gives you discounts because she wants you to ask her out.
1. Sorry man, can't make it until 9:30, I have to stop by mcdonald's and see my mcgirlfriend
2. Dude, did you hear about my mcgirlfriend? She gives me sweet discounts!
2. Dude, did you hear about my mcgirlfriend? She gives me sweet discounts!
by PDiggs July 18, 2007
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