Macrotransaction

A microtransaction that's so large that it's often considered almost insane to spend money on, and almost always not worth it.

Riot Games added a $500 Ahri skin in League of Legends? No way, that's a macrotransaction!

by BlankWD May 29, 2024

micro

Someone with a itty bitty dick

OMIRAT HE IS SUCH A MICRO!!

by RITITITITITI June 1, 2024

Micro-clit

Small cock no cock

I don't have a penis, I've got a micro-clit

by billern June 14, 2024

Micro clit dick

A penis that is so small it’s barely larger than a stimulated clit, it can’t even bend. The man has to lean forward to urinate otherwise it would spray straight forward like a carnival water gun game. You can’t feel anything during sex and when soft can sometimes resemble an “innie”bellybutton. Seemingly the ultimate punishment by God and often times includes an Asian background.

I met this 6 foot blasian DJ and when I went to fuck him, he had a micro clit dick. He definitely got the Asian genes on that.

by Jenntrified Dictator January 21, 2026

Microchode

A derogatory nickname for Microsoft.

Microchode doesn't care about video games, and as long as Halo remains a Microchode owned IP, it is doomed.

by Vazdan February 21, 2026

Micro Ward

Referring to a person with a very small penis or a penis that is small.

Wow did you see his micro ward it was so small!

by d1slave November 14, 2024

Microcheating

When someone ‘cheats’ in small ways that are not conventionally considered cheating.

This term is typically only used by people who lack an understanding of how relationships work, as cheating is can be any violation of the relationship agreement between two people. Cheating will look different based on the boundaries of every couple, so microcheating doesn’t actually mean anything.

Isabelle: “when he asks me what my biggest fear is and I can’t say him microcheating on me throughout the relationship and never finding out, so I just say spiders”
Everyone, in unison: *rolls eyes*

by WomenSlayerrrrrrrrrr November 20, 2024