Caper Magic to Yourself Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a burger with capers!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper Magic to Yourself Burger -- because capers are awesome, while magic is not."

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018

magic bouncing milk trucks

boobs/tits/breasts/hooters/jugs/sweater cows/ta tas/

magic bouncing milk trucks are a tasty treat

by ian rocks! May 13, 2005

Magic Booty Hole

A homemade sex toy for males. It's made by rolling a rubber glove, leaving the cuff free, inside a hand towel, then the protruding cuff is pulled over the end of the towel. Just add lotion and you're set for the evening.

Bob survived his girlfriend dumping him by relying on his Magic Booty Hole.

by condomfriend November 19, 2007

Rocco Magic

When a guy makes the girl think he's going to do her doggie style but instead stick it in her ass without using any spit and ya, magically he's so damn good that she doesn't buck him off.

Boy, Jennifer is walking like Doug just gave her some Rocco Magic

by Jennfier January 31, 2004

Super duper magic hat

A super duper magic hat is where you place you penis in a woman’s vagina then while you are having sexual intercourse you put you’re hands in there stretching the vagina, you then proceed to stretch the vagina with things like, melons, shoes, bowling balls, bricks, printers and so forth, the next step is to grease u a dwarf not a midget a dwarf then place him in side this will act as a base, then you place you’re head in side and stand up wear the woman like a hat, finally you prompt the dwarf to do the YMCA dance, this will make the woman orgasm all down you’re face Wow why is Allah’s head so wet.
Osama Bin Laden: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hats.
Saddam: sweet I want one
Osama Bin Laden: Really

A: Wow why is C's head so wet
B: I herd he is giving out free super duper magic hat

A: sweet I want one

by Billy bob goat June 13, 2009

magic thumb

Sneaking a thumb into a womens private area. Traditionally done to strippers and cheerleaders, but can also be used against any woman wearing a short skirt and little to no panties.

I snuck the stripper the magic thumb and the bouncer kicked my ass.

by SothThe69th May 6, 2003

magic cost-cutting sword

Sarcastic business term which refers to an attempt to cut costs when there simply are no more costs to be cut.

There is no magic cost-cutting sword.

by Doc Sigma November 5, 2003