Wikipedia Maths

The incomprehensible mathematics found on Wikipedia pages when trying to your school maths homework on the computer.

Wikipedia maths is characterised by copius amounts of integrals, derivatives and proofs. Written by, and only understood by, mathematics PHD students, if often leads to frustration amongst the rest of the population.

Alex: I am so screwed for this exam! I should have gone to the lectures!
Josh: Why didn't you just revise on the internet?
Alex: I tried to, but that Wikipedia maths is incomprehensible!

by Sarada November 22, 2011

meathead math

a reference to, or a calculation of the weight on a barbell or piece of exercise equipment ; common increments are "plates"

Dude #1: Dude, I squated five plates yesterday. That's over 500 pounds.
Dude #2: No man, you're meathead math is off - its only 495.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016

Meth math

When someone on meth tries doing elematary level math while conversing with you at a bar.

What's your name? Are you Irish? My dad is English and my mom is Irish, but I'm only one quarter English! This is a classic example of meth math.

by Benny Biceps August 24, 2007

math book

Term for someone who has many problems, usually of a personal nature. Loosely derived from a joke found in a box of Cracker Jack's.

Katy lost it again last night and just started bawling. What a math book.

by cookie November 22, 2004

math class

A retardedly fun class despite it being less useful than say, computer literacy, contrary to popular belief.

y = mx + b *shotforbeinganalgebra2nerd*

by dj gs68 October 16, 2003

maths magician

Thats mathematician you idiot... not maths magician

Henry's father is a mathematician.
Henry's father is no maths magician.

by TheMaskedOffender April 27, 2006

Math teacher

-noun- a person who helps you solve problems you'd never have without them

That's our math teacher.

by Lrhy8 August 31, 2020