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machaughtiness

Proper pronunciation : Mawk aught ee niss(an)...
This is the epitome of sarcastic semi quasi righteousness. Literally the mock as in the facsimile or false representation. Haughtiness being a prideful feeling enough to look God in the face and challenge him also interrelated with frowardness, as in the stubbornly willful and disrespectfully obstinate argumentative first generation Israelites. An example of this is the expression on Katt Williams face when he could not find the Cocoa Puffs on top of the "frigidator". Space... you're not supposed to put jokes in here are you*
The machaughtiness apparent in the expression of the comedian was almost unreadable. I couldn't tell last night if he was being serious or if I just didn't understand his sarcasm.
The should never tell your neighbor that you are only joking or that you stated in jest something that was done with malicious or vindicative ulterior motives or with that of personal gain and or deception as it's intent.
by Esotericdom February 23, 2023
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dick maché

After fornication whilst the dick is still wet with lubricants and sex juices, it is the the act of coating tissues on the dick thus paper maché-ing the dick.
After sex, we like to indulge in the art of dick maché-ing to commerate each occasion.

She likes to keep extra tissues handy not because it will be messy but because she enjoys an old fashion dick maché.

The real fun begins after sex when I dick maché you.

Some say she's a prostitute, some say she's an artist for her work in dick maché.
by sour something January 27, 2014
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A pussy-eating technique where your tongue mimics the way the caramel drizzle is topped on the popular Starbucks drink of the same name. Step 1: Make a wide circle with your tongue. Step 2: Make a zig-zag (the up-and-down kind) within the circle. Step 3: Make another zig-zag (left-to-right) and keep in mind that you shouldn't lift your tongue when following Steps 1-3. Step 4 (optional): Pretend you're taking a sip of a drink by sucking on the clitoris.
Rufus: I usually do the alphabet with my tongue when I'm with a chick, but since Jess works at Starbucks, I tried to try out the caramel macchiato technique.

Snoofus: What did she say? Was she impressed?
Rufus: No clue, man. I was just thinking about Marshmallow Dream Bars.
by rizz_khalifa April 2, 2023
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den Saarländer machen

sich vom jemanden Geld leihen und es nie zurück zahlen
A.: "Kannst du mir 2,50€ leihen ich gebe sie dir am Sonntag"

C.:"du willst aber nicht den Saarländer machen ?"
by der Fick3r tm December 5, 2017
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