Masterbation Port

A Hole in a pair of pants or shorts that is located in the crotch reigon. This can be applied to both males and females, but mostly found in lazy males.

"Dude, that's sick, you have a freakin' masterbation port in your pants, Stitch it up already!"

by H_Zula April 6, 2005

Masterbaté

It’s simply the same as “masterbate” but it’s a classier way to say it.

I was in the fitting room at Targét and was so turned on by the cucumbers in the produce section that I needed to masterbaté.

by StaceInYaFace April 16, 2021

Daddy Meme Master

Master of all memes. Basically controls the universe. Is the most spiritual being in existence, besides the holy trinity (Harambe, Shrek, and the holy avocado).

Please daddy meme master, fill me up with your organic memes! * moaning *

by Sadvacado August 19, 2016

master chief

The only person more badass than Spiderman, Superman, David Hasselhoff, Megatron, Optimus Prime, Batman, Goku, 50 cent, and Ryu COMBINED.

And contrary to popular belief, he is also a mac-daddy pimp.

Master Chief-"I'm the shit"

Every1 in world-"we know!"

by Cy_Kill November 7, 2007

masterbate

the retarded way of spelling masturbate

Person A: Yo man I just masterbated to a nigga fucking a bear plush.
Person B: It's "masturbated" you fucking retard. Also wtf nigga.

by xexashi69 March 28, 2019

mashed potato bowl

The greatest thing to ever happen to KFC.

Consists of a layer of mashed potatoes, corn, fried chicken bites, and cheese.

MOM: Okay, honey, what do you want for dinner?

ME: KFC mashed potato bowl.

DAD: Come on, can't we go out to eat for once??!

by Moyoya July 7, 2006

Master Chimp

One, who while playing Halo 3 via Xbox Live, is so terrible in combat that they rely on throwing grenades randomly at their opponent, much like a chimp throwing feces. Also have a tendency to jump around randomly in the air, much like a mad primate.

Are often taken out with a good ol' smack to the head.

Oh man, that Slayer match on Sandtrap last night was so easy. There was this one Master Chimp I killed like 15 times!

by Seth Einus November 13, 2007