Malcolm

Malcolm is a skank. Malcolm’s are little bitch ass slags who are the gum stuck to the bottom of your shoe. Fuck you, you stupid little slut.

You are a bitch and a hate you
Keep it in your pants you selfish bigot

Person 1: “that guy is ugly AND a whore”
Person 2: “what a total Malcolm

by Malcolmsareslags October 26, 2022

maison

Someone who downloads Grindr after they are left by their girlfriend

He was devastated by his breakup, he maisoned.

by Allinyourmom November 5, 2022

Malhon

Malhon is the G.O.A.T and makes everyone laugh. He is the class clown and is known well by everyone.

"Malhon stop!"
"AHAHAHHAHAH"

by hislover.22 November 9, 2022

Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022

Malcolm

A Guy who charms everyone, tall Guy with an outstanding smile. Always drip on point and usually inspiration for everyone with his style. Acting very cool n cold but once you get to know him he is a person with the biggest heart ever and you will realise you will never meet someone like him. One of a kind. Always saying outa pocket things and truthfully the funniest in the room. Stenzi all the time lol. Loyal friend and Will Always be a real one<3

-Hey Hey

-Malcolm u know everyone love you

by squanchhhhh January 14, 2023

Malcoklnm

My deepest dakrest scrimble skrimbo scrimble you .

I scrible malcoklnm

by Malco0lm fan #1 survior scrimb February 4, 2023

Malcolms Toe

When your big toe's toenail will not grow without cracking.

While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.

by anonymous March 17, 2023