Double Stuffed Muff

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

muff

vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,

That chicks muff was so tight!

by the taint October 29, 2006

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

by ff9001 October 16, 2010

Muffie

Slang for vagina

I'm drowning in the muffie
This place crawling with muffie
I am the Muffie-Man

by Muffie man July 19, 2013

Muffed

Another word for fucked.

"I broke a chicks spine doing her doggy style."
"Dude, that's MUFFED".

by InflatableTiffany December 9, 2008

Muffia

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

by Snozzbert May 12, 2009