Definitions by Snozzbert

Muffia 

The Mummy Maffia, a rather strange and alarming breed who feel the need to knock the confidence of other parents in order to reassure themselves that their own offspring are Wonder Children.

Don't feed them after midnight!

Run for the hills, the Muffia are coming.

The Muffia will be on the phone to Childline after you.

Have you heard? The Muffia's toddlers can run marathons and fly Lear jets.

Muffia by Snozzbert May 12, 2009

Foof

According to GD Misfits, a foof is

1. a lady's "special place".

2. an ever so slightly more polite way of calling somebody a twat.

1. Her infection gave her a gushy foof.

2. My husband is being a foof today.

Foof by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

cake 

According to GD Misfits (legacy of Lorwyn), quite apart from being an edible treat of delishness, cake is also used as a term of agreement in place of the more traditional WHS/WSS.

IMO Blackberries are the work of Satan

^^cake to that^^

cake by Snozzbert May 10, 2009

GD Misfits 

A rather splendid chat forum consisting mainly women from the age of 18 upward with the odd token bloke here and there offering friendship and support and talking random crap.

What are you plans for this evening?

I shall be on GD Misfits with my invisible friends.

GD Misfits by Snozzbert May 10, 2009