Mossheart

A word used to describe a selfish person.

"Stop being such a mossheart."

by Dummy man August 6, 2023

mossage

A rub-a-dub dat you give someone while he's lying on a thick green "natural carpet" in da woods.

Giving someone a mossage can be super-delightful, in dat you both will be totally "at one with nature"; just be aware dat it could quickly turn into a disgusting "message" if there is mud or excess moisture on said fluffy cushiony surface!

by QuacksO November 5, 2023

Mossi

A man with incredible side dick

on my god what a mossi

by Sh4ynk January 4, 2024

mossafied

mossafied is a word used for turning certain things into moss.

I mossafied this grass.

by qawu January 12, 2024

mossadgyny

The ideology that drove Operation Tomato Garden and "The Battle of Tomato Hill." Its main tenets are the belief that all TRUE MOSSAD PATRIOTS (Pink nail army) will receive TAD and big titty blonde girls.

"MOSSEIL MOSSADGYNY"

-Prime Minister Gomerson charging against the Tomatan forces during the finalization of Operation Tomato Garden.

by Boam Bomerson January 19, 2024

Mossing the logs

When you jack off into the toilet on your turds!

You better not be in there mossing the logs again Gary!

by JuggaloDundee November 16, 2023

mosswell

Some random dude who got a family name

“Is Moss your real name? Or are you just queer?”
“No it’s actually Mosswell but I go by Moss for short.”

by EggM4n November 20, 2023