Harpooning the salty longshoreman

Anal sex, back door, butt sex

"They are harpooning the salty longshoreman."

"I'd like to harpoon her salty longshoreman."

"I got drunk last night and think I harpooned the salty longshoreman."

by Clark Barkenstomp August 30, 2018

black lung

when a guy gives it to a girl soooo good, that it makes her go, "*cough cough*" so good, there's no sound.

James! Give her the black lung!! *cough cough*

by julie & brenna November 28, 2007

big lugs

A fish, typically large, that is caught and used to take pictures with. Pictures consist of hats backwards, straight face, and the handler holding the fish out in front of them in a stiff stance.

When we fish, we get big lugs only.

by macklemorewithouttheklemore July 2, 2018

langstaffe

Originated from the name, erectus-maximux-penisus, from roman times. Describes or explains penis that is the opposite colour of the owners skin.

Tupac penis is langstaffe. It is very white.

by Ass Eater May 13, 2005

longstaffe

The king of all genitals, big penis, monster, long, thick. Great porn name, cock,

He has a longstaffe, his longstaffe is a monster, longstaffe comes from royality!

by kingkodiak August 30, 2010

Floppy Lung Disease

Having lungs that are floppy in nature. Similar to a deflated balloon in appearance. Diagnosed by special Italian Doctors who have no real medical experience whatsoever.

"I told my P.E. Teacher I couldn't run because of my Floppy Lung Disease."

by BBB4LIFE April 14, 2010

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Trump Lung
An appropriate nickname for CoViD-19, aka the novel coronavirus that has led to a worldwide pandemic. Named after Trump to mark his monumental malfeasance which will result in at least hundreds of thousands of deaths in the U.S.
Bob's in the hospital, he caught a case of Trump Lung.
by Apostle of Carlin April 05, 2020

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by random_boiz October 26, 2020