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by unclebernardbakaslutbussylick June 5, 2021
Get the John McDreampo Jonas Friendly Sharpened Roostermug. Jonas G. is a person with a very beautiful smile. He likes the same music and is very talented (he can draw very beautifully). Jonas is a person you can always have fun with. He was there for me when I was at my worst. He listened to me while I cried in the middle of the night when he actually should sleep instead of having a video call with me and made me smile again. In latin lessons it was always fun to translate the texts with him and I enjoyed every single minute with him because I have never laughed with someone that much before in my life. Jonas has brown eyes and is very tall. He´s such a positive and powerful person. I always enjoy talking to him and somehow, he´s the first person I always wanna tell about the latest gossip in my life. He was never a person who judged me for something… neither my bad English nor my ridiculous problems. I am so thankful that he is such a kind and cool person with good intentions only so I just wanted to tell you: thank you Jonas for being who you are and I am happy to have you in my life. And you are actually the nicest guy that I know, don´t forget that. Thank you for supporting me doesn´t matter with what. Thank you for telling me that you are happy too when I told you in a voice message that I realized that I just need myself to be happy. I absolutely LOVE that I can cry with you and I don´t feel weak but understood. Thank you for every minute you gave to me. I think that´s enough now.
Person 1: "Who´s the nicest person you know?"
Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"
Person 2: "Mhm let me guess... I think it´s Jonas G.! He´s an amazing guy!"
by the stranger you will recogniz January 25, 2022
Get the Jonas G.mug. you‘ll love a jona. she‘s super nice to everyone and is so pretty but doesn‘t know it. she has such a big heart and will help you in any situation. if you have a jona in your life, don‘t let her go.
by super.cali.fragi.listic January 11, 2022
Get the jonamug. by Mcdonaldsman May 21, 2022
Get the Jonasmug. by nou69420 January 15, 2020
Get the a Straight jonasmug. of course you are a social worker, and maybe not able to see that much more in yourself. Let me help you with that! You used to be tender - in like every part of life - how you treat plants, how you care about arkward people, the way you cook, the way you smoke, and how you saved me - by just beeing kind and thoughtful and attentive ! I'll allways be greatful for that - actually in a very sensitive way - at least since were get pretty close - i'll also thank you for that -
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second
thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
great guy, great performance - and maybe no one saw me in the way you saw me - because I trusted you that much, so I could just be myself - well .. I just want you to know, that even if it doesn't ever really exist, and never could have been or should have been- you are one these guys - that are never replaceble - and I enjoyd, like every second with you - and nothing makes me prouder than you listening to my childhood "traumas" - than you listening me - and the chance to share that with you ... all I could ever wish for, since I get to know you, is to get to know you as god as you seem to know me from the very first second
thank you every day - and wish you so much more than luck !
are you doing the dishes again, Jonas Kr.?
Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
Jonas Kr.:"can you take of the laundry, roomate ...." - just slightly annoyed
by talkingj March 16, 2025
Get the Jonas Kr.mug. Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!
by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021
Get the Jonasmug.