Swine Influenza

Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.

If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.

Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.

The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.

If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.

NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.

DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*

Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!

by swwwwineflu June 18, 2009

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

Russian (dis)information

When the facts don't correspond to your warped version of reality

To a person who believes the earth is flat, the simple stubborn fact that the earth is indeed round, that's Russian (dis)information. Also when you want to disagree w someone just label everything they say as Russian (dis)information!

by Sexydimma March 21, 2022

the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse

Boogey men used to scare people out of their privacy, free speech and other rights online. Canonically, these are terrorists, pedophiles, drug dealers, and money launderers but other distasteful people may be used depending on the audience.

Eventually, all of the Four Horsemen of the Infocalypse were trotted out by SOPA/PIPA advocates.

by your_friend_in_freedom July 2, 2012

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by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 25, 2023

in"f"able

Something that is so simple, it's virtually impossible to "f" up

Guy 1: " I can't believe you trust Kevin to get your mail while you're gone"

Guy 2: " Well, he does live next door, and grabbing the mail is in"f"able so it'll be alright"

by deefine October 18, 2010

blabber infection

The condition that a person who goes "blah blah blah" suffers from.

Acute verbosity, manifested in meaningless blabber.

"After girls-night, she invariably comes back with home a blabber infection. I cannot get her to stop talking"

by the_saurus October 20, 2012