The Dying Horn

wel where shall i start.....
it has many meanings.......of which only some of us are aware (it has a CERTAIN meaning in Birmingham...as does 'The Loud Horn!')
I think we get the idea!!

wat did u just say?
i have 2 say im rather concerned, but, did you just say 'i shagged a 'dying horn!!'?

or
'GIGSEY!!'
'Dying Horn!'
or

'Loud Horn.....Dying Horn.....DEAD HORN!!'

by GIGSEY November 7, 2003

Rusty French Horn

It's a take-off of the rusty trombone, where you 'toss the salad', but instead of the handjob, you insert your fingers like you're playing a french horn.

"Yeah, I played her like a rusty french horn!"

by T-Bone, $chmu, 'Pep', B-Love, and Nipples April 18, 2007

tooting one's horn

Tooting one's horn refers to the act of inflating your ego through self praise of high regard.

Also referred to by gangstas as "bigging yourself up."

"Oh I say Winston is certainly tooting his horn after winning that game of polo."

"It certainly isn't a very charming attitude to be tooting one's horn after succeeding in fornicating a fine young lady."

by Charles Blitherington IV March 1, 2009

general horn

It means you're horny, dude.

"My pussy is dripping I sooo have the general horn."

by Busta Move May 7, 2004

Sleep horn insomnia

When you are very horny at night so you sext girls out of pure horniness

Damn Molly you must have had bad sleep horn insomnia last night I woke up to mad pussy pics

by Sleep horn master July 28, 2016

Blowing his Horn

The act of sucking your own dick.

No date, no problem. His every Saturday night was taken by staying home and blowing his horn.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

The Ukranian Fog Horn

A sex act in which you stretch someone’s gaping anus, and scream the words of god into their cream hole.

I was so excited when said she would give me the ukranian fog horn. Too bad it ruptured my anus.

by Sponsored_rapist February 7, 2019